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There was a young lady from Leith,
Who would circumcise men with her teeth,
It wasn't for fame,
Or love of the game
But to get at the cheese underneath.
There was a young actress from Crewe,
Who remarked as the vicar withdrew,
The
Bishop was quicker,
and thicker and slicker,
And two inches longer than you.
There was a young vampire called mable,
whose periods were always quite stable,
at every full moon she took out a spoon,
and drank herself under the table.
There was a young plumber from Lee,
who was plumbing his girl with great glee,
she said stop your plumbing,
I think someones coming,
said the plumber still
plumbing "its me"!
A kinky young girl from Coleshill,
Tried a dynamite
stick for a thrill,
They found her vagina,
in North Carolina,
and bits of her
tits in Brazil.
There was a young lassie from Morton,
who had one long tit and
one short 'en,
on top of all that,
a great hairy twat,
and a fart like a six
fifty Norton.
There was a young girl called Molly,
who fancied a bit in a
quarry.
She laid on her back,
and opened her crack.
And the bastard backed in
with a lorry.
There was a young man from Harrow,
who had one as big as a marrow.
He said to his tart,
try this for a start.
My balls are outside on a barrow.
There was a young girl from
Devizes,
who had tits of different sizes.
One was quite small,
almost nothing at
all.
But the other was big and won prizes.
There was a young man from Nantucket,
Who's appendage was so long he could suck it,
He was heard to allude,
if I may
be so crude,
If my ear was a cunt I could fuck it.
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