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England 1 - Argentina 0

Outstanding!

 

 

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Welcome to my corner of the net! At last a chance for me to slander and offend as many people as I can! 

Lets start with things that annoy me - 

Harlow Council - For the last 50 odd years the lemmings living in Harlow have voted in one of the worst, most ineffective councils ever. The fact that it is a Labour council only seems to make it worse.

Come to Harlow Advert - 
 "Are you a 17 year old single lesbian Bosnian? Have you some kind of social disorder? Maybe you have AIDS? Are you pregnant with twins? Well then come to Harlow - Have a 3 bed house on us. We pay one of the highest Council taxes in the UK just for YOU! When settled in you can try out Harlows 30+ children's play grounds, none of which come up to EU safety standards. Be careful while walking home because if the broken kerb-stones don't get you, then the cracked pavements will! Oh, and if you decide to buy a car with your benefit money please make sure you remove the battery each and every night, otherwise it wont be there in the morning." 

Thankfully the last few years have been their worst and Labour recently lost Harlow to No Overall Control. Hopefully the next few years will weed out the worst elements of the last 50 years. Fingers crossed.

 

Lisa Riley - You've been Framed. Eating a lard sandwich.

 

Gap adverts - Take your 'trendy' marketing fluff some place else. 

 

More to follow 

 

 
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